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Zombies can eat all they want, and never get fat.
Zombies can eat all they want, and never get fat.
If you suspect someone is a zombie spy, kill them!
If you suspect someone is a zombie spy, kill them!
Zombies wish only to prepare and serve mankind.
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===Outside (To Zombies)===
===Outside (To Zombies)===
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Zombies can eat all they want, and never get fat.
Zombies can eat all they want, and never get fat.
Spread the undead! Join a horde or a strike team!
Spread the undead! Join a horde or a strike team!
Zombies wish only to prepare and serve mankind.
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Revision as of 21:50, 13 November 2010

Main Propaganda Database Character Warehouse Winnemucca Flatulence Characters: Rotten: TripleU Mold Man
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Inside (To Survivors)

Rotter's Relief = PKer's Relief Zombies are united as one, survivors are divided. The survivor's specialty: Leave friends to die. Survivors are narcissists! Zombies are humbler! Almost all survivors are shortsighted idealists. Survivors fear zombies. Zombies fear nothing. Surrender to the hordes, and help destroy Malton! Join the hordes, and exist without material needs! Shamble and kill, rather than scavenge to survive! Zombies: the final, superior stage of evolution. Here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming. Zombies are proudly unified, survivors are tasty. Commit suicide now, or prepare to be eaten alive! Window dive into the best undeath of your life! There's no point to life, but plenty to unlife. Attack a zombie, and you will gain nothing. Reload, reload, reload... or just use your claws. At the end of the day, you'll be dead either way. Live locked inside some mall? Why live at all? Gee, it sure is boring playing as a survivor... Dinner is served! Are you the meal, or the zombie? You find survival, and discard it as useless. Zombies horde together, survivors fall apart. Barhah is good! Pants are evil! Barhah is good! Overthrow breatherism! Bring on an age of barhah! The dead are simple. The living are simpleminded. Zombies can eat all they want, and never get fat. If you suspect someone is a zombie spy, kill them! Zombies wish only to prepare and serve mankind.

Outside (To Zombies)

Annaz Harr!b!r!z ghan brang gaa mannah bra!nz! Annus Horribilis is the most efficient horde ever! Join Annus Horribilis, and become a death machine! Annus Horribilis: Opening doors. And skulls. Defend the homeland; Join the RRF! Silence those blundering breathers; Join SFHNAS! MAHB haz bra!nz! MAHB haz barhah! Ga!n MAHB! Zombies are united as one, survivors are divided. The survivor's specialty: Leave friends to die. Survivors are narcissists! Zombies are humbler! Almost all survivors are shortsighted idealists. Survivors fear zombies. Zombies fear nothing. Zombies: the final, superior stage of evolution. Zombies are proudly unified, survivors are tasty. Revive Points are boring, put those claws to use! When dead, act like a zombie: Eat people! Zombies horde together, survivors fall apart. Barhah is good! Pants are evil! Barhah is good! Overthrow breatherism! Bring on an age of barhah! The dead are simple. The living are simpleminded. Zombies can eat all they want, and never get fat. Spread the undead! Join a horde or a strike team! Zombies wish only to prepare and serve mankind.

Broadcasts

Personal Space Differentiation(3)

It's kinda depressing that zombies can cuddle together to keep warm, and us ratty survivors shoot each other in the face if we get as close as two feet.

Anti-Life Cultist Story (18)

Guess what time it is! Story time! A young child, Gragh, begins acquiring plenty of flesh. Her brother, Zmazharh, asks her where she's getting it from. Gragh said 'I have got it from a strange zombie. But don't tell mother! The zombie strictly forbade me to do so!' Zmazharh is curious, so they agree to go together. When they arrive, the zombie wants them to go with him. Zmazharh hesitates -- Zmazharh thinks: What does this zombie want of us? Why should we go with him? A great fear came over him. 'You're a life cultist!', he shouts, and, seizing his little sister, he lurches off as fast as his rotting legs will carry him. At the corner of the street he meets an experienced feral. Zmazharh quickly rattles his woeful story. The feral soon searches out and mauls the evil life cultist. He tears off his face and waits for him to die. At home, there is great rejoicing. Zmazharh and Gragh's mother drags to them their favorite dish: Vitreous Humor.

Spoken

to harmanz

It's kinda depressing that zombies can cuddle together to keep warm, and us ratty survivors shoot each other in the face if we get as close as two feet.

to cattle