Herbie Goes Bananas

Herbie Goes Bananas
Abbreviation:	Harb! Gahz Bananaz
Group Numbers:	21,529,464 (total number of VW Beetles built; number quarantined in Malton is unknown)
Leadership:	Herbie The Love Bug
Goals:	To run down those nasty zambahz
Recruitment Policy:	Be a sentient pro-survivor Volkswagens, ready to ZK the heck out of the zombocalypse! (We DO tolerate Yugos and Vespas in our group, though.)
Contact:	Our website

Banana Tactics

The information on this page or section discusses a banana strategy.

Stupivor Tactics

The information on this page or section discusses a strategy which doesn't actually work due to basic game mechanics.

Our elite strike team ganging up on a rotter threatening to break into and ransack a junkyard. NOT SO FAST, EVIL-DOER! VROOM! VROOM! ANOTHER GLORIOUS VICTORY FOR HARMANITY!

Herbie Goes Bananas is a ZKer group, consisting of intelligent Volkswagens ready to run down any zed threat in their way. Like Stephen King's Christine, just pro-survivor.

Our glorious leader achieves the group's kill #150 at Wasteland 87,91! Celebrations!

History

The sudden appearance of intelligent ZKing Volkswagens in Malton is a mystery entwined in many, many legends.

One of them both attributes the phenomenon to Skynet, especially good Doctor Albert Schwan's influence (who wrote many, many wordy treatises on life-culting with his purple crayon).

	ZK Count
	Herbie Goes Bananas has ZKed OODLES of fellow zombies.

Policies

1.) Safety first:

	Banana Tactician
	Herbie makes like a banana and splits.

That will teach 'em zacks not to mess with us!

2.) We use window-dives to stay in shape as ZKers:

	Operation: Lemmings
	Goodbye, all you people. There's nothing you can say to change my mind.

3.) We believe in power to the zambah being power to the life-cultist, too:

	Improve Urban Dead
	Katthew's Zombie Improvements should be incorporated into Urban Dead.

Diplomacy

Blood Brothers

While not a formally recognized ally, Bruce Campbell is still a force to be reckoned with.

• K.I.T.T.
• Michael Knight
• Ayrton Senna - Knows about cars and is dead, exactly like us.
• B.A. Baracus - His van is fast, foo.

Allies

• Umbrella (Group)
• Umbrella (Original)
• Umbrella People's Front, The
• The Beatles - They are just one letter apart from us Beetles.
• Escape - Have you been there? That was a great deed, showing to all of the world what ZKing can achieve.
• Blackhawk Nation - Fine chaps who are the very paragons of fair play. Although we admit that they act a bit schizophrenic at times.
• DEM - DEM is every true pro-survivor's best friend.
  • P.A.N.C.A.K.E. - We absolutely hate survivors getting killed by others, so we especially dearly support DEM's branch dealing with termination of the PKer threat.
• El Bungholio - The last Beetles were built in Mexico, so we hold dear feelings for those gringos over there. Send them some TP when you can spare it.
• Team Ice Cream - The Love Bug deeply appreciates the good work of hawt pro-survivor chicks handing out FAKs like candy. Especially as they also hand out candy like candy!
• Clubbed to Death - These fine chaps prove that there's more to life-culting than random ZKing. No one's better at ensuring guaranteed entry points, saving many survivor lifes in the process.

Enemies

• Beetle (Abner Jenkins) - Beetles are GOOD! NOT VILLAINS!
• Beetlejuice - Nasty undead tarnishing the good name of all upstanding beetles.
• Christine - WE REFUSE TO DEAL WITH TRAITOR VEHICLES THAT KILL SURVIVORS!
• Travis Bickle - Look, we gladly take you through town. But a taxi driver killing SURVIVORS!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM!?