User:Captdrett

Someone nominate me for a sysop...

Why?

I'm a prick and can say fuck.

I'm not original.

I think being on this wiki makes me important.

My parents keep saying "move out of the basement or do something."

I can say fuck.

I model my online life after fascists.

I can say fuck.

I am willing to insult any- and everyone just because it's "anonymous."

I can say fuck.

I have no friends other than people in <insert far off country here>.

I can say fuck.

As you can see I have all the skills necessary to be a sysop. Maybe I haven't done enough edits or joined some bullshit A/V/BDSM conversation. BUT...I am a prick and really isn't that what is important?