User:EnTreauxPea

When he was a child, he had some very...odd role models. His peers had athletes, astronauts, firemen, policemen, and soldiers; his heroes were Don Quixote, Alice, The Cheshire Cat, Joshua Norton, even the crack addict living in that one alley downtown. Where others read the Bible, he read the Principia Discordia, as his parents were very devout Discordians. By the time he left home, he had one goal: to emulate his childhood heroes, by becoming stark raving mad. Like Lord Omar, he joined the military, not so he could fight our enemies, but to give him PSTD ASAP. Needless to say, he jumped at the call to survey Malton. When the chopper crashed into a hotel, he survived and began to search the place. Eventually finding a secret stash of LSD stickers, he used every one, surviving 5 overdoses. Now insane, he walks the streets of Malton, to fulfill his role as the hero of this story.

	This User Has PZTSD
	This User Suffers From Post-Zombie-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder, and is currently off his Medication