User:Short ling

Short Ling is the leader of The Malton Milkmen. He is currently Level 41, with all skills except brain rot, and operating in the Lamport Hills area along with the rest of the Milkmen.

His favorite dairy item is hot milk with ovaltine, though, unfortunately neither hot milk nor ovaltine is in ample supply during the quarantine.

Short Ling's dairy diary

• December 25, 2007 - Returned to writing in diary after several months without pen. Celebrated Christmas by making sure Santa got milk with his cookies. Short ling 09:27, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
• August 11, 2007 - More of the same. Have been spending most of time revivifying at RP. Short ling 03:13, 12 August 2007 (BST)
• August 4, 2007 - Nothing particularly notable, except a few minor break-ins at the mall. Short ling 05:44, 5 August 2007 (BST)
• August 1, 2007 - Have finally been revived, thanks to fellow Milkman. At the moment, located in Bale Mall, helping repel break-ins.
• July 26, 2007 - Was killed in live combat during mall break-in. Currently awaiting revive at Harkness Street revive point. 07:51, 27 July 2007 (BST)
• July 24, 2007 - In Bale Mall area. Several hours ago, made a trip to Smith Arms in Lamport Hills for a nice cocktail. Just replaced bloodstained clothes with clean, new ones. 09:58, 24 July 2007 (BST)

Malton Milkmen Commendation Log

• kuyariel Commended for giving aid to survivors and promoting revivification. --Short ling 03:36, 11 September 2006 (BST)

• KarlitoHomes Commended for counteracting overbarricading and giving aid to survivors. --Short ling 20:15, 28 August 2006 (BST)

• SynthX Commended for combating threats to survivors and giving aid to survivors. --Short ling 02:22, 1 June 2007 (BST)

• Driaquer Commended for giving aid to survivors. --Short ling 08:57, 4 June 2007 (BST)

• coco1993 Commended for performing vital tasks and possessing great dedication. --Short ling 08:57, 4 June 2007 (BST)

Where the templates go

	Cows
	This user supports the addition of cows to the game, because drinking condensed milk is getting old.

	Milkman
	This user is a milkman.

	Dairy
	This user or group supports the distribution of dairy products for all of Malton's Citizens.